‘You’ve all given up meat, money and men this January…’

…but I’m now taking UP all those things

Today I’m celebrating the fact that it is finally the end of January. Gosh. I try not to be that person who bemoans the first month of every year but it really has felt like misery in 2023.

Except, perhaps, for the time when snow covered everything in sight and I had a few hours of smug driver syndrome as I handled my aunt’s borrowed Hyundai with more fi…